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I need to quit my job.
Move to Alaska.
Start over as a woman who has never had sex ever.
Sienna:
Sweetheart please.
You?
In Alaska?
No eyeliner?
No cocktails?
You’d die in under seventeen minutes.
Ruby:
…accurate.
Trey:
Also, you’re not quitting.
Your job is part of our identity.
If you quit, who will get us front-row gossip?
WHO WILL FEED US??
Ruby:
I am not your emotional support chaos generator.
Ava:
Yes, you are.
And we love you for it.
Sienna:
Also, tiny detail:
Evan is asking questions.
Ruby:
WHAT KIND OF QUESTIONS?
Trey:
“Do Ruby and the new investor know each other?”
“Were they close before?”
