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You’re having the post-dickquake tremors.
Totally normal.
Ruby:
I am not having tremors.
Sienna:
You absolutely are.
Your hands were shaking like you saw God.
Ruby:
He said we’ll “pick this up later.”
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Ava:
It means your vagina is paying rent in his brain.
Trey:
It means he’s not done with you.
Congratulations on your new full-time job: Being the reason a billionaire loses sleep.
Ruby:
Guys.
Please.
I cannot do this.
I have to interview him.
WITH QUESTIONS.
PROFESSIONAL QUESTIONS.
Ava:
Ask him what his favorite position is.
Sienna:
Ask him why his forearms look like that.
Trey:
Ask him why he walked over like he was going to bend you over the copy machine.
Ruby:
NO.
