OHHH, this is delicious.
Trey:
Breaking news: Ruby’s Valentine’s hookup is now the workplace hazard of the year.
Dr. Lana:
Ruby, breathe.
Don’t faint.
If you faint, they’ll ask questions.
Ruby:
HE’S TALKING TO MY EDITOR.
HE’S LOOKING AROUND.
IF HE MAKES EYE CONTACT, I’M JUMPING OUT THE WINDOW.
Ava:
No, you’re not.
You’re going to stand there and be hot about it.
Sienna:
Exactly. This is girlboss behavior.
Have sex with a stranger → discover he’s rich → discover he owns your office → profit.
Ruby:
HE DOESN’T OWN ANYTHING.
Trey:
He’s wearing a watch that costs more than my car.
He definitely owns things.
Ruby:
HE’S COMING THIS WAY, OH GOD HE’S WALKING TOWARD ME
Ava:
Act natural.
Sienna:
Too late. She’s panicking.
Trey:
Ruby, look at me.