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I look deeply unthreatening.

Still sexy, unfortunately, because my face won’t cooperate.

I sigh.

“I’m doomed.”

I grab my bag and head out.

Halfway to the bus stop, my phone vibrates.

Oh no.

Nasty Nine.

I open it.

Oh god.

Ruby’s Rehydration Initiative

SEXY NINE GROUP CHAT

Ava renamed the chat:.

Ava:

GOOD MORNING, SINNER.

Ruby:

NO.

NO NO.

BLOCKED.

BOUNCED.

EXCOMMUNICATED.

Trey:

How do your legs feel

Be honest

Did you almost fall down the stairs

Ruby:

I AM NOT DISCUSSING MY LEGS

Sienna:

So that’s a yes.

Ruby: