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I look deeply unthreatening.
Still sexy, unfortunately, because my face won’t cooperate.
I sigh.
“I’m doomed.”
I grab my bag and head out.
Halfway to the bus stop, my phone vibrates.
Oh no.
Nasty Nine.
I open it.
Oh god.
Ruby’s Rehydration Initiative
SEXY NINE GROUP CHAT
Ava renamed the chat:.
Ava:
GOOD MORNING, SINNER.
Ruby:
NO.
NO NO.
BLOCKED.
BOUNCED.
EXCOMMUNICATED.
Trey:
How do your legs feel
Be honest
Did you almost fall down the stairs
Ruby:
I AM NOT DISCUSSING MY LEGS
Sienna:
So that’s a yes.
Ruby: