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Ruby’s Dickcident Support Group
SEXY NINE GROUP CHAT
Ava changed the chat name.
Ava:
RUBY, ARE YOU AT WORK YET
Sienna:
We’re gathered by the windows like vultures. Hurry up.
Trey:
Someone important is apparently coming today. Security looks stressed.
Which means either a celebrity or an IRS audit.
Praying for chaos either way.
Dr. Lana:
If it’s a celebrity, please keep your undergarments on.
Ava:
Speak for yourself, Lana.
I’m prepared to throw my bra in solidarity.
Ruby:
I’m here.
Why are you all being weird?
Stop being weird.
Sienna:
We’re ALWAYS weird.
Trey:
You’re late.
Which means your sex glow slowed you down.
Tragic.
Ruby:
I do NOT have a sex glow.
