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ARE YOU PSYCHOTIC???
Trey:
We’re INVESTIGATIVE.
For your benefit.
Sienna:
Anyway.
When he said “Don’t run from me.”
My soul left my body, ascended to the ceiling, performed a pirouette, and came back wearing lingerie.
Ruby:
HE.
DID.
NOT.
SAY.
THAT.
Ava:
Babe he absolutely did.
And it echoed.
Down the hallway.
Like some kind of erotic church chant.
Ruby:
I am going to walk into the river.
Trey:
Take us with you, queen.
We’ll be floating down stream screaming “HE CHOSE YOU LIKE YOU’RE THE LAST CUPCAKE IN THE BREAK ROOM.”
Sienna:
And then the ANNOUNCEMENT???
The OFFICE GASPS???
The INTERN CRYING???
My god.
Ruby:
