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Let’s discuss the PEN INCIDENT.

Ruby:

NOPE.

NO.

WE ARE NOT.

Sienna:

Oh we ARE.

You dropped your pen like the heroine in a soap opera.

It rolled across the table.

And he picked it up…

so…

slowly.

Trey:

THE WAY HE HELD IT

LIKE IT WAS A SACRED RELIC

A SEXUAL ARTIFACT

Ruby:

It was just a pen!

Ava:

Yeah?

Then WHY DID HE SAY YOUR NAME LIKE IT WAS A WISH?

Ruby:

I’m leaving this chat.

Sienna:

NO YOU’RE NOT MISS PEN-TOUCH-AND-GASP.

Ruby:

I DID NOT GASP.

Trey:

You did.

It was tiny.