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Behind me, I hear Ava whisper: “OH SHE IS SO SCREWED.”
She’s right. I absolutely am.
Ruby’s Corporate Courtship Circus
SEXY NINE GROUP CHAT
Ava renamed the group
Ava:
RUBY.
RUBY.
GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW THIS IS A CODE RED.
Sienna:
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
THE MEETING????
THE MEETING????
Trey:
I AM STILL IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM
LYING ON THE FLOOR
BECAUSE YOU JUST EXPERIENCED A FULL WATT-WE-PAD SCENE IN FRONT OF THIRTY EMPLOYEES.
Ruby:
I hate all of you.
I HATE ALL OF YOU.
Ava:
No babe we love you
AND WE ARE LOSING OUR MINDS
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
Ruby:
It was a meeting!
Sienna:
NO IT WASN’T.
It was SEX WITH A POWERPOINT.
Ruby:
