“That was not intentional,” Doc answered, but there was a smile in his voice. “Phone, please. The code to unlock it is 8950.”
Ottis wriggled the phone out of Doc’s tight jeans, valiantly not looking at his muscular thighs. “Don’t your balls get squished when you wear pants this tight? Does it kill your swimmers? Or does it make your cum more concentrated?”
There was a brief silence. Ottis only realized then, too late, how terrible his mouth was. “I did not just say that in the middle of a big escape!”
“It’s fine. There doesn’t seem to be anyone following us.”
“Good.”
“Well, there’s no one on our tailright now,” Doc said. “But I can’t promise that the guy’s phone isn’t being tracked.”
“Ugh!” Ottis almost flung it away.
“It might be best if you’re in the backseat for the rest of this ride. Here, I’ll pull over.”
The car stopped. Ottis wriggled through the space between the front seats, awkwardly cradling Marcie in his arms. While he did that, Doc squirted hand sanitizer all over his car key, steering wheel, and door handle.
“Okay, I’m buckled in,” Ottis said.
“Good. Now, unlock my phone. 8950,” Doc said with an air of command. Ottis snapped to attention.
He hurriedly unlocked the phone, looking for the messaging app that they all used. “Alpha chat?”
“Alpha chat,” Doc confirmed. “I need someone to pick up Hijinks, along with the things we bought. I also need someone to hack into this phone.”
“Got it.”
Ottis almost revealed his identity in the chat, but at the last moment, he decided not to.
Doc
Hi, I need help. 1) Hack into a phone, 2) Pick up my butler and a cart of stuff we just bought
Crush
?? Doc? We’re literally still at the store? You could’ve asked us. What happened?
“Oh,” Ottis said. “Crush is still at the store. He wants to know what happened.”
“Oh,” Doc said like he had forgotten it as well. “You may as well tell him. But his family is there; I don’t want him more involved than picking up Hijinks. Warn him about the guy.”
The memory of those spear-like branches stood out in Ottis’ mind. He shuddered. “Okay.”
Doc
Some guy attacked us in the parking lot, on the hunt for special babies. I knocked him out and took his phone. 6ft something. Wearing a ratty blue hoodie. Looks evil. His hands turn into tree branches. Stay away from him
Ace
“Looks evil”?? This is the first time you’ve described anyone as evil, Doc
Raptor
More importantly, “us”?? You and Hijinks, or you and someone else? Why was he attackingyou if he wanted a baby? You don’t have a baby
Telos
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