Page 76 of Nobody's Perfect


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“Once you get the hang of pads, then I’ll make sure he gets you a menstrual cup,” I said.

I took her lack of answer as a yes and texted Parker.

Vivian:Always pads, regular and overnight, ultra thin, with wings, no scent.

Parker:These store brand pads are cheaper.

Vivian:There’s a reason for that.

Parker:No scent? Don’t women like scents?

Vivian:Just get what I said.

A vague memory came to mind of Cassidy saying she liked swim team better than band.

Vivian:Wait a minute!

“Hey, Cassidy, you don’t by any chance have a swim meet or—”

Cassidy opened the bathroom door, her face crumpled at the mention of the words “swim meet.”

“I have to go to a special swim practice tomorrow or Coach won’t let me swim at the meet. And now I’m not going to be able to!”

“Yes, you will,” I said. “We’ll get you some tampons.”

“But—”

“Hon, if you can even think about menstrual cups, you can handle a tampon.”

“Okay,” she said softly, sounding far more girl than woman.

“Why don’t you find some Advil, yeah?”

Cassidy went downstairs, and I returned to my texting.

Vivian:Tampax Pearl, one box of light and one box of regular, no scent.

Parker:But

Vivian:No scent! And yes Tampax! And yes Pearl! And get some pantyliners, too.

I held my breath while the three little dots danced, but then he sent a picture with every last one of my requests.

Vivian:Perfect. You take directions well. BTW she’s out of the bathroom, and we’re working on something for the cramps.

Parker:Cramps? She already has cramps?

Vivian:Oh, you poor sweet summer child. Get more Advil. And Tylenol. Morphine if they’ve got it.

I got Cassidy to take some Advil and eat a snack. Then I turned on the television to distract her and managed to find a heating pad. We sat on the couch together, and Cassidy surprised me by leaning her head on my shoulder.

The poor girl was feeling bad.

“This really your first period?” I asked. “Usually the first set of cramps aren’t this bad.”

Cassidy bit her lip. “I think I might have had a little-bitty period, but I thought I just hadn’t, you know?”

I did, indeed, know.