Seamus shook his head and asked, “Are you all banjaxed?You’re claiming your asses can talk?”
Everyone paused at this joke then they all laughed.
“Not only that,” Seamus added.“Your arses are thanking you?Nah uncles, why would they do that ...I mean you are sitting on them for Pete’s sake.”
Louder laughter.
He went on with his ass-reasoning, “If ya did that to them all the time, they wouldn’t be thankful.Cause some of you have some huge behinds—"
“STOP!”Shay howled with laughter.“I can’t breathe here.”He bent over in his seat.
Now they all brought out their so-called ‘ass’ jokes.
“Why sure.Just remember Seamus...”Liam chuckled.“Behind every smile is a goodbehind.”
“Right?”Finn nodded.“That's why they call it theseatof happiness.”
Arthur and Shay were both laughing harder now.
Seamus shook his head and warned them, “Don’t encourage these fellas.This is the type of thing they pull on the holidays.”
Arthur and Shay were swiping at their tears of hilarity.
“Like the best view is BEHIND me!”
“For sure.No iffs, justbutts.”
“Like I would never leave my ‘assests’ behind, ya know?”Finn asked as he laughed.
“Always ready to ‘rear and shine.’”Liam nodded.
“Why stop?We’re just giving out a crackin’ good vibe,” Finn added.
“See?”Seamus tossed his arms up as he finally joined in, “They’re just kickin’ my ass here.”
They all rolled in laughter now.
