And I’m currently sitting on my ass,
waiting for a doc to tell me my leg is fucked for good.
Lance Kingsley
Is it?
Lance Kingsley
Never too late to become an exotic dancer.
I know the leg’s fucked, but how are your hips?
I’ve been told it’s all in the hips.
Tanner Casey
Hips are holding up okay.
Think psycho killing might be easier to get into.
Lance Kingsley
Hmm…
Kinda hard to drag a body with only one arm and a bum leg, though.
Questionable use of humor perhaps, but Tanner was in a tough spot and Lance figured he’d best avoid anything remotely resembling pity.
Tanner Casey
Damn… There goes another big dream.
Lance Kingsley
It’s alright. I think you’d make a great stripper.
We can find you a cool stage name.
How do you feel about Sugar Lips?
Tanner Casey
I think that’s probably false advertising.
He wasn’t sure what Tanner meant by that, since he had perfectly nice lips, but he decided it was best not to say as much.
Lance Kingsley
What about Peg-leg?
Too on the nose?
Tanner Casey
Wowwwwwww
How very fucking rude
