Ronan:It’s childish.
Brennan:Fine.
My phone buzzes again.
Brennan has changed the name of the chat to: “Shoot First, Text Later.”
Brennan:Thoughts?
Kieran:No.
Ronan:I don’t pay you to fuck around.
Brennan:Pretty sure you’re not the one who pays me.
Ronan:Want to find out?
Kieran:Please write him out of the will.
Ronan:I’m tempted.
Brennan has changed the name of the chat to: “No Fun Allowed.”
I can’t hold back the ghost of a grin.
Brennan’s a pain in the ass, but he knows when to cut through the heaviness with humor. And after the morning I’ve had, it’s a welcome reprieve.
Kieran:Less talking, more working.
Brennan:On it, Mr. Boss Man! Don’t forget that throne is borrowed.
Ronan:Behave. Both of you.
Kieran:Please let me shoot him.
Brennan has changed the name of the chat to: “Three Men and a Baby Mama.”
Ciara has been added to the group chat.
Ciara:I’ve been added to the family group chat??? I feel honored!!!!
Brennan:You should be.
Ciara:Wait, Riley’s not in here!!! Let me add her!!!
Kieran has removed Ciara from the group chat.
Ronan:Did you seriously just remove my wife?
Brennan:Might as well chop your dick off now, brother.
Kieran:She uses way too many exclamation points. No one is that happy.
Brennan:Especially when they’re married to Ronan.
Ronan has removed Brennan from the group chat.
Kieran:Finally, some peace and quiet.