I look at it in my hand, feeling more clueless than ever.
Oh, Goddess, what have I done?
“Don’t unpeel it.” She waves a hand at me. “That’s when it can break off and get messy.”
My throat clenches as I nod. “Okay.”
She pushes a condom towards me, and I freeze. I’ve never used one in my life, let alone handled one. She clocks my reaction and shows me how to use a condom before rolling it onto the banana without any judgement whatsoever.
“What’s your gag reflex like?” she asks casually.
I blink once, then twice. “I-I have no idea.”
“First of all, you can always ask him what he likes. Communication is key—it’s how we learn. Not everyone likes the same thing, so it’s important to listen.”
“Okay.”
“But if we want to get technical, some seem to think that giving head is all about how far down your throat you can get a cock,” she says nonchalantly, and yet I’m over here, nearly having a heart attack. “But it’s not all about that. Some guys like the tip being sucked and a little action with the hand on the rest of his cock, or even his balls, or hole.”
My hand presses to my forehead. “I think I’ve bitten off more than I can chew, Kayleigh.”
“Not yet, you haven’t.” She winks at me. “Come on. Let’s practice wrapping your mouth around the banana. No teeth, so curl your lips around them because it can be painful if they catch on their skin. But once you’ve practiced enough and you’re confident, you don’t need to keep doing this. You’ll be careful not to use too much teeth. And of course, suck. Then you just bob your head up and down—as far as you can go. It’s normal to gag a little bit. I know some guys get off on that.”
I register all of her information and raise the banana to my lips.
“Lips over teeth?”
She nods. “Yeah, you don’t want him screaming in pain.”
“Okay,” I murmur.
I slip the banana inside my mouth and let it spread my lips wide, but curl them beneath my teeth at the same time. It’s an alien feeling, but I sink it further inside before retreating.
Kayleigh watches, and her eyes light up with enthusiasm. “That’s it,” she says encouragingly. “Make sure you use lots of eye contact, and you can even swirl your fingers over their thighs, their ass. Get creative. It’s about bonding, being in the moment, and enjoying yourself.”
I remove the banana from my mouth before I start gagging.
“And if you’re not enjoying yourself, then stop. Don’t do it just for them; it’s about your safety, too. It should always be consensual and with someone you trust to keep you safe, yeah?”
“Thanks, Kayleigh,” I say gratefully.
“Let’s keep practicing,” she says before we get back to business.
“What the fuck are you guys doing?”
I rip the banana from my mouth and turn around to face Kayden, who is standing in the doorway, looking extremely entertained.
Kayleigh laughs and wipes her mouth. “Nothing.”
“Nothing? Because it looks like you two are trying to deep-throat some poor bananas.”
I cover my mouth with my hand. “Goddess,” I mutter under my breath.
“We’re scrubbing up on our skills.” Kayleigh grins. “No need to get jealous.”
Kayden rolls his eyes before his gaze lands on me. “If she’s teaching you anything, Evan, just know you’re learning from the best.”
I bury my head in my hands at the sheer embarrassment. Kayleigh chuckles softly as he looks back at her.
