Chris, you’re being awfully quiet.
Christin:
I hate Amy.
Amy:
Wait, what did I do?
Christin:
Because I was laughing at your ass crack comment, I now have to go to IT.
Christin:
I upended my coffee onto my laptop. I was in the middle of a call.
Amy:
Sorry, not sorry.
Me:
Serves you right for laughing at my pain.
Amy:
Maya, it’s simple. Do you like him?
Me:
I’ve always liked him.
Christin:
Maya…
Me:
Isn’t there some sort of rule? Like I’m supposed to be alone for one month for every year I was with someone?
Emery:
I think cheating and betrayal accelerate the timeline by a factor of ten.
Amy:
At the very least, by a factor of two.
Christin:
Especially when it’s someone you know.
Amy:
So, I’ll ask again—do you like him?
Me:
