I shrugged and smiled at the crew, who didn’t seem to take that threat seriously as they made rude remarks and laughed at the spectacle of two randy bridegrooms heading to the wedding chamber.
“For God’s sake, someone check on me each morning,” I shouted as he pulled me along behind him.“He’s got devilry in his eyes!”
I couldn’t make out what the responses were as I was pulled down the steps to the next level.Dinesh tugged me hard enough to swing me in front of him, then deliver a hard smack to my behind.
“I’ve got it everywhere else as well.”
“Fuck me.”
“Yes, that’s the plan.”
We found our chambers in immaculate condition.Someone, Squid presumably, or perhaps Domingo, had dusted and changed the bed sheets.
Captain Martin stood me at the foot of the bed and began removing my clothes.
“Wait.I need to use the privy,” I protested.
“Once you’re naked, I’ll fetch you the chamber pot.”
“But…you want me to piss in front of you?”
He gave me a wicked smile.
“Jesus.Does everything excite you?”I asked in incredulous tones.
“Everything about you.Yes.”
“Well…all right.”
He dispensed with my jacket and shirt, tugged my trousers down and off, then untied the string on my drawers and removed them as I lifted one leg and then the other, balancing with a hand on the bedpost.
“Oh, Rooster.You’re such an innocent in some ways.Nothing wrong with a bit of clean piss between lovers.”
My chin dropped.“I…what?”
He shrugged.“One of these days…”
I narrowed my eyes.“One of these days,what?”
He cleared his throat and scratched his head.“Well, I do hope to… I mean, I’d like to… Someday, if you don’t mind, I’d like to…” He leaned in to whisper in my ear.“Let go a hot stream of piss on you as you lie unclothed beneath me.”
I was shocked, absolutely bollocked by this suggestion.My cock became hard and my breathing shallow.
“My God.You’re a fucking degenerate bastard, ain’t you?”I said with a certain amount of awe and affection in my voice.
“Yes.I thought you were aware of that.”
“You keep surprising me.”
“Good.We must keep our marriage bed fresh and exciting.”
“I don’t suppose that’s going to be a problem.”
“Nor do I.”
“Only now I’ve got a stand and how am I supposed to piss in the chamber pot?”
“I’ll turn around and let you deal with that.I’m sure you can manage.”
