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My phone buzzes with an incoming message, and I smile when I see Jordan’s name.

Jordan:Hey, thanks. I’m glad I asked. A few people warned me about it, so I set it outside. I set all of them outside, actually, until I can research more. I’ll give the white one to a neighbor. It’s probably a good thing, anyway, as I don’t really have room for any more plants. Ha. Tell me again why I adopted them?

I grin as I reply back.You sound like me. Adopting all the leafy strays. But who can resist all the pretties, amiright?

Jordan replies:And naming them as we go.

I belt out a laugh.Ha! Yep. Samesies! Beautiful cat, by the way. I’m a sucker for the long-haired ones.

I attach a picture of my girl, in all her long-hair tuxedo glory.

Jordan replies:Aww, what a cutie. What’s their name?

Me:Lily. And don’t be fooled. She only looks that pretty when she wants food. Usually she ignores me.

Jordan:LOL, sounds about right. Clematis acts like I’ve betrayed her if I’m even five minutes late filling her bowl.

Me:Right? God, they’re so needy.

Jordan:But worth it.

Me:Absolutely worth it. How old is your kitty?

Jordan:Six years. Yours?

Me:Nine. Starting to show it too. She’s jumping less and less—which isn’t a bad thing. But I have to give her glucosamine gel every morning now.

Jordan:Ah, poor baby.

Me:Hopefully she’ll be around for a while. She’s my little travel buddy.

Jordan:Travel buddy?

Me:I’m a travel nurse, so I bounce between cities every six to nine months. Lily travels and stays in the hotels with me.

Jordan sends a shocked emoji before adding:For real? She travels with you?

Me:LOL. yeah. I even have a harness to take her out on walks. She loves it.

Jordan:Wait, now I’m curious. How does the litter box work in a hotel room?

Me:It’s not that hard. I travel with an enclosed box, and it stays in the bathroom if possible. She’s not that messy, thankfully, but still… you know cats. It’s definitely not a glamorous thing. Price of companionship, I guess.

Jordan:Shedoesn’t try to leave the room when room service comes in?

Me:No, she’s trained not to without the harness.

Jordan:Damn. My mind is blown. How do you train a cat? I thought they trained us?

Me:LOL

Jordan:No, seriously. You should go in Guinness Book of World Records or something. And, please, don’t tell Clematis about all this. She’ll think I’m abusing her by not taking her anywhere.

I belt out a laugh before looking around to see if anyone noticed.

Nope, still empty.

Me:Pretty name, btw.