Mia sighed. “See! Buzzkill.”
December14th
Aleksandr
Have you found her?
Nikolai
Hello, Nikolai, how are you?
I’m fabulous, thank you. I just made passionate love to a redhead with the largest tits I’ve ever seen. How are you, Aleksandr?
Oh, it’s great to hear that you are doing well.
Aleksandr
What the fuck are you talking about?
Nikolai
Just teaching you how to have a proper conversation since it seems like you’ve forgotten.
Thank God you have your attractive, intelligent older cousin around.
Aleksandr
Don’t make me ask again.
Nikolai
No, I have not. But I’m looking.
December 21st
Aleksandr
Have you found her?
Nikolai
Perfection takes time, Aleksandr. No.
Aleksandr
Look harder. Unless you changed your mind about wanting to live.
Nikolai
A please would have sufficed, dear cousin.
Aleksandr
Fuck you.
December 25th
Nikolai
