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CHAPTER ONE

England

Early Spring, 1748

“Was it, d’you suppose, absolutely essential that it be raining?” Lieutenant James Morris wiped a handkerchief across his cherubic face and blinked indignantly through the drizzle. “My first sight of home for two years, and be damned if I can see the cliffs!” He turned to the thin young officer who leaned on the rail beside him, his intent gaze on the distant loom that was England. “Whereas I supposeyoucan make out the castle with those eagle orbs of yours!”

Swaying to the motion of the frigate as it ploughed through the blackish green waves, Captain Gideon Rossiter took off his three-cornered hat and shook water from the brim. Strands of his thick brown hair had escaped the riband that attempted to hold it in severe restraint, and wet curls had crept to cling about his gaunt features. “Of course,” he drawled, a twinkle replacing the rather sombre look in his grey eyes. “And I’m glad to see that fine white cat sitting on the walls. ’Tis likely a good omen.”

“Cat, you say?” Morris jerked around and peered uneasily through the misted curtain of the rain. “Where?”

“You’re looking the wrong way, you clod. More to the right. If you bring your eyes down from the flagpole, you can’t miss him.”

“Flagpole?Devil take me if I can see the castle, much less—” Morris’ guileless features suddenly became suspicious. “Now blast your eyes, Ross! You’re bamming me again! I’ll go bail you can’t see the castle no more than I can!” Rossiter laughed at his mortification, and he added with a fine show of resentment, “Most amusing! I may not be able to see the castle, but I can see you, my Buck! A fine figure you cut, with pretty curls glued all about your brow! Not content with leaving our gentle Holland nurses wallowing in tears, you mean to captivate the crowd of beauties who wait to welcome you home from the wars, eh?”

A faint flush warmed Rossiter’s cheeks. He thrust a hand through his wet hair, creating considerable havoc, then slammed his tricorne over it. “Birdwit! The nurses wept for every fellow who left their care. And there will be no beauties to welcome a battered old soldier!”

The shadowy outlines of Dover’s chalk cliffs were materializing now. The ship’s officers began to bellow orders, and there was a sudden frenzy of activity as sailors scurried about, shouting to one another as they hauled on ropes or scrambled nimbly up the rigging to lighten the sails.

The two army men were briefly silent, each straining his eyes for a clear glimpse of the beloved land.

Rossiter thought, ‘Home!’ and emotion misted his eyes and brought a lump to his throat.

Morris murmured, “Jove!” Then, fearing such eloquence had betrayed his feelings, he said argumentatively, “Battered old soldier, indeed! You’re a wisp of hair and a hunk of bone perhaps, but you look not a day over thirty, and—”

“Merci bien!I was eight and twenty last month!”

“—and did you but condescend to at least powder your hair—”

“’Twould by now resemble glue, as does yours!”

“—your so admired Naomi might possibly view you without measuring her length at your feet!”

Rossiter stiffened and a steely light came into his eyes. “I think I have never spoken to you of Lady Lutonville.”

Undaunted by that sudden glacial hauteur, Morris’ puckish grin dawned. “Oho, but you have, my Tulip! You forget that when I was dragged into our miserable hole of a hospital you’d just suffered that relapse. For four horrid days I was obliged to lie and listen to you raving about the Lady Naomi, and how you are contracted, and how much you yearn to wed and settle down with her, and how many chil—” He gave a whoop, and ducked the flying fist of his wrathful and very red-faced companion. The tall heavyset major who had come up behind them unheard in the general uproar gave a shout and leapt back to avoid receiving the blow.

“Oh—egad!” gasped Rossiter, grabbing the rail as the ship gave a violent lurch. “My apologies, sir!”

“So I should think!” Major Sturtevant clutched at him instinctively, then exclaimed in a great boom of a voice, “Damme, but I’m a clumsy ass! Sorry, old fellow. That shoulder still gives you pepper, does it?”

Rossiter, who had lost all his colour, managed a rather twitching grin and declared that he was “very fit.”

“My fault, sir,” admitted Morris. “I was quizzing Ross about his lady.”

“Aha! And is the Lady Naomi to meet you at Dover?” roared the major, a glint coming into his pale and rather protuberant brown eyes.

Stunned, Rossiter wondered if every patient in the overcrowded military hospital had been entertained by his delirium.

“Heard she’s a proper Fair,” Sturtevant continued. “M’wife writ she has all London at her feet. Lady Lutonville has, I mean. Not m’wife. Which is as well, or she’d never put up with me!”

They both laughed obediently, and, pleased by their appreciation of his wit, Sturtevant said, “Sink me, but you’re a lucky dog, Rossiter! I mean to demand an introduction when we dock. Is her hair really flaming red?”

Rossiter said feebly that he rather doubted it. The other two men were staring at him, and he added with a wry smile, “I’ve not met the lady since she was sixteen, and barely out of the schoolroom.”

“Arranged, was it?” Watching him narrowly, Sturtevant asked, “Shall you recognize her? I’d quite counted on bragging to m’wife that I’ve met the—ah, famous beauty.”

His grasp on the rail very tight, Rossiter answered, “I really don’t expect her, sir. Don’t expect anyone, matter of fact.” They both looked shocked. He thought, ‘Blast!’ and went on, “I doubt they know I was hit.”