PPS: I can’t believe you still have the same email address.
PPPS: Whatever you do, do not attempt to kiss me at the office, no matter how obsessed you are with me.
TO:Elijah Abrams
FROM:Cleo Jones
Dec. 21, 2025, 8:50 AM
SUBJECT:And a very merry good morning to you, sir!
To your non-festive requests, I must say nay!
You can pay me in cash, starting today.
I’ll help you produce movie magic, while spreading Christmas cheer,
Despite your mockery of my theatrical career.
I’ll bring my balloons and my kazoo.
I hope Paxton can join us too!
So flattered you found my costume saucy!
See you at the office, Bossy…
PS: Please don’t attempt to lick my eyebrows while I am under your employ.
PPS: Please never attempt to lick my eyebrows or anyone else’s again.
PPPS: If I’m being honest, it wasn’t as weird as it should have been, but that doesn’t mean you should do it.
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ELIJAH
ELIJAH ABRAMS SCRIPT NOTES FOR
UNTITLED CHRISTMAS PROJECT
BY THE SHARK BROTHERS
—PERSONAL—DO NOT SHARE
—DECEMBER 21
I mean. Maybe?
Maybe she can find a way for this crap to work.
