I mean, I don’t know. I’ve never tried making someone else come their brains out via voice-to-text
Might go super well, might not
Shit, did I make it weird?
Also did you just call yourself a nice girl while you’re still on my screen rubbing your pussy as if you’re thinking of trying for round three?
I’m nice, dammit
And you’re not being weird, it’s fine. I’m not sexting other people either, there are only so many hours in a day.
I am, in fact, still kind of… rubbing myself, a little bit. Not to get anything going but just because it’s sort of soothing. I don’t know. I’m all lubed up. It’s nice.
Also, why did I just say that?
Not that I’d be sexting other people if there were more hours in a day either
This is not an ordinary thing for me, in case you hadn't guessed
You mean you weren’t trolling board game enthusiast message boards looking for some good dick?
I cannot think of a worse place to look for good dick, honestly
Hey.
You’re a statistical anomaly.
Thanks, I guess
In my defense, this wasn’t my end goal either. I just thought you had an interesting take on cooperative games
Yeah, we met on BoardGameDorks Dot Com, which is not the sexiest place on the internet. Mostly, it’s a place for nerds to talk about howSettlers of Catanis more nuanced and complex thanTicket to Rideand how both are inferior to something likeTwilight Imperium, which basically requires one to put aside an entire weekend to play.
But then I messaged him privately one day about an interesting opinion he had aboutDominion, and then we kept messaging, and before I knew it we were friends and we’d exchanged numbers and we were texting, like, a lot.
Which is still pretty normal. People make platonic friends on the internet all the time and form real relationships.
But then there was the day that my younger sister Ariel decided we were going out on the town, so we did a little pregaming at her place first, and one thing led to another and I sent my new internet friend a picture of my outfit and asked how I looked.
Four months later, here I am, watching his big hand on his big dick and telling him to take his time so I can enjoy the show. Which I do. Max isn’t super ripped or anything, but he’s in good shape, looks like he could toss me over his shoulder without a second thought, and has a cock that looks like a really good ride.
So what if next time, we… did voice chat?
You don’t have to answer right away, you can think about it, I don’t want to pressure you or anything
But maybe it would be fine?
Yes.
Oh. Okay. Cool.
We could start now, even.
Thatmakes me nervous. Like really, really suddenly nervous, and I have no idea why. I’m not prepared? I need to, like, do some vocal exercises or at least be in the right headspace first? I feel like hearing his voice for the first time while post-orgasmically naked will just be too much and too weird?
Like now now?
Or not. No rush
