Dash scoops him up, and Felix collapses into his friend, squeezing him to death.
Well, not really.
“You made it,” Felix sobs into Dash’s tux.
“I told you, I wouldn’t miss it for the world,” Dash croons.
“Dascha, you look incredible!” Ren cheers while they pull apart.
“Yea, oh my God, your hair!” Luthor exclaims.
Dash laughs some more, blushing from the attention. But the kid does look great, immaculately done-up for Felix, with his hair dyed in black and yellow stripes to match his black and yellow custom suit.
“Killer bee!” Felix whimpers. “You did… this for me?!”
“Hell yea,” Dash beams. “Killer bee deserves a killer bee best man.”
“You look like Beetlejuice’s hot, bisexual cousin,” Ren giggles.
Cackles ring out from all sides.
“You lookperfect.” Felix fusses over Dash’s lapels.
“Thanks. I had to go all out. It’s your wedding!” Dash bounces. “And my first time being a best man. I’m so sorry I’m late, but I promise it’ll be worth it when you see my gift!”
“Ugh, I said no gifts!” Felix sighs, though he’s clearly elated.
“This one is the exception.” Dash grins. “Can I give it to you now?”
Felix nods enthusiastically.
Dascha turns. “Babe!”
Kellan Kemper comes striding in, carrying a…body??
No. No, it’s just a mannequin.
“Holy fuck!” Felix squeals. “Want!”
“Yup.” Dash smirks. “I figured you’d want him here for your big day. Except, I’ll admit, he’s a bit of an upgraded version.”
“Want 2.0,” Luthor chuckles.
When Kellan gets to us, he sits the mannequin in one of the chairs, and we realize that this is really no standard department store mannequin. It’s more like… a real doll.
“God damn,” Felix laughs. “You made Want hot.”
“Yea, I had way too much fun designing him,” Dash cackles.
“Does he have a dick?” Trevel asks.
“If so, can we borrow him?” Ren croons, checking out Want 2.0 while Luthor shakes his head.
“Don’t be gross,” Dash mutters. “But yea, he did come with… attachments.”
He shoots me and Felix a look, followed by a wink.
“What happened to his hand?” Felix snickers.
