GRAY DAVENPORT
What girl?
GARRETT GRAHAM
Wait, that’s what this chat is for? I thought it was to plan a surprise party for Jake’s birthday.
JOHN LOGAN
Wow. You would plan a party for him? Why don’t you suck his dick too?
GARRETT GRAHAM
I should. He’d probably be grateful and say thank you after, unlike my other best friend who would probably act all petty and insecure.
JOHN TUCKER
I don’t like this analogy.
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
Focus. Should someone tell AJ his girlfriend sucks?
GRAY DAVENPORT
Hahahahahaha
BEAU DI LAURENTIS
Yeah, we’re not doing that.
GARRETT GRAHAM
It’s his business.
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
She hit on Hunter last night.
JOHN LOGAN
Really???
HUNTER DAVENPORT
Why are you dragging me into this, Dean. I told you not to say anything.
GRAY DAVENPORT
Wait, she hit onmy dadand not me? Wtf
Not that I want her to hit on me.
But still.
GARRETT GRAHAM
Define “hit on.”
