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From: Charlotte Norwich
To: Riley Amezcua
March 27th, 2026
11:23 PM
Dear Riley,
You booked an appointment with me through my website and showed up at my house, and now you’re worried about using my email address? It’s a little late for that, isn’t it?
I’m glad to know you’re still alive. What's been hectic about your arrival?
Everything’s going smoothly here. I managed to stop Shake from staging a coup on the household yesterday. He says hi.
Charlotte
P.S. Are we pen pals now?
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From: Riley Amezcua
To: Charlotte Norwich
March 29th, 2026
7:54 AM
Dear Charlotte,
I’m not surprised Lieutenant Shake has gone on a violent streak after I’ve left the country. I wouldn’t assume that was his last attempt if I were you. He sensed my absence and became unstoppable. Good for him.
When I arrived here early Tuesday morning, I was supposed to be picked up at the airport to be taken to my apartment. Turns out something had gone wrong, andthe apartment wasn’t ready. They put me in a hotel for now, but I’m not complaining. It’s really fucking fancy.
You wanna call it pen pals? Sure. I was thinking more of a teacher-student situation, as I promised to give you a crash course in lesbianism 101. We might not be able to Zoom often, but I’m hoping this will do. Just PLEASE don’t go all lawyer-tone on me again, okay?
Riley
From: Charlotte Norwich
To: Riley Amezcua
March 29th, 2026
9:15 PM
Dear Riley,
How interesting. We haven’t even really discussed the terms yet, and you’re already suggesting role play?! I had no idea you had a kinky side. But yeah, I’ll totally sign up for your crash course. Promise to be a good student.
I’m sorry to hear you had a rough start over there. Must be even worse figuring that shit out with raging jet lag. Have you started working on your project yet?
Oh, and by the way, when I interrogated Shake after another attempt earlier today, he told me he actually works for you now. So. Explain that, General Amezcua.
Charlotte
