Bodie
I’m almost thirty hours away.
Me
Guess I better get driving before you get blue balls, huh?
Bodie
Too late. I just jerked off in the shower.
Me
Hope your porn wasn’t up too loud. *face with tears of joy emoji*
Bodie
Didn’t need porn. I have my own visuals now. *eggplant emoji* *eggplant emoji* *fist emoji*
Me
Glad I could be of service so far away.
Bodie
Why aren’t you sleeping?
Me
Why aren’t YOU sleeping?
Bodie
It’s 5 a.m. here. Morning skate starts in an hour. Getting some breakfast and heading over to the rink.
Me
I was watching hockey and got sucked in.
Bodie
You were watching hockey alone, willingly? You really must miss me.
Me
I’m going to sleep, I promise.
Bodie
Uh huh. Get some rest. We’ll talk later?
Me
Yeah for sure. Have a good skate.
Bodie
Thanks
