Connor
Lanie, it’s too early for popcorn. Put it down.
I feel like I’m being punked at this point.
Someone…anyone… *face with spiral eyes emoji*
Luke
FFS. Connor wants to know if you have anything planned for Ender’s birthday.
What do you mean? His birthday was months ago.
Faith
*shit just got interesting GIF*
Can someone tell me WTF is going on?
Kaden
Gabe, what date did Ender tell you was his birthday?
February 25th
Lanie
Whoa
Connor
Told you so. Pay up, Kaden! *money with wings emoji*
Kaden
Not now Connor
Gabe, we’ve celebrated Ender’s birthday on June 8th for the past ten years.
It only takes me a few seconds to understand what Kaden is telling me.
The day he changed his name…
Kaden
Yeah
Lanie
Awwwwww you’re his lobster!
Faith
*face with rolling eyes emoji*
Kaden
He doesn’t tell anyone his former birthdate.
