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TheBigO: WTF is a mating bond?

RacingQueen: Like really strong love. Can’t live without the other person. Literally.

TheBigO: That makes no sense.

RacingQueen: You’ve never been in love?

Have I?

Paige was a fuck that we tried to make work.

I sure as hell never thought I’d die without her.

But I was loyal. I never cheated on her and did my best to take care of everything.

Yet most days I could barely stand to be in the same house as her.

TheBigO: No.

RacingQueen: I’m sorry. Everyone should.

TheBigO: You have? Congrats.

I’m glad to hear that someone out there is genuinely happy.

RacingQueen: Well, no. That’s why I read about it. Guys are jerks. (No offense)

Ah, so she’s been burned.

Join the club, queenie.

Tossing my rope down, I stand up to stretch. I got some groceries, but now I have to decide what I’m actually going to eat.

Wait, I know I have some in here…

There they are.

Mozzarella sticks. These aren’t as good as the ones up at the bar. Yet, I don’t have to leave to eat them.

I’m not going to wait on pre-heating the oven either, I just dump them on a cookie sheet and toss them in.

No one’s here to say I can’t.

I might have enough time to squeeze in another chapter while they cook.

Holy shit.

That took a heated turn. I had no clue that these romance books could be sographic.

All this talk about wet pussy makes my nuts tingle.

Is he really as big around as a soda can?

I glance at my beer, then pull out my sweats to appraise my own half-hard cock.

Geez. That sounds painful for the woman in the story.

In comparison I’m a needle dick mosquito fucker and here I thought I wasn’t too bad off.