Luo Biyu (wrestler): For me, the only way to climax while I’m on top is in the reverse CAT position.
Tippi Mills: For any listeners who are unfamiliar, that’s the reverse coital alignment technique, in which the person with a vulva is on top and aligned with the person with a penis, so your legs are parallel to theirs behind you. It often allows for better stimulation both for a vulva and a vagina.
Luo Biyu: I’ll say. That position could get an orgasm out of a stone. My wife and I first tried it out through strap-on sex, and it was just earth shattering. I couldn’t see what all the fuss was about penetrative sex before, but that changed everything. Sadly, our boyfriend’s penis, while girthy, isn’t long enough to be able to do it, but Jing and I can always dust off the WondHerWand, and he loves to watch us use that.
Tippi Mills: You know what’sweird, though? Some of the best missionary sex I ever had was with a woman.
Lieke Alderliesten: For real?
Tippi Mills: Mmmhmm. No strap-on, just writhing and wet humping on top of each other, clit to clit, and my god, I swear it made sparks shoot out of my fingertips. I camesohard.
Proletina Aladzhova: Missionary is dismissed as dull, but truly, it is underrated.
Tippi Mills: Anyone who says it’s dull isn’t doing it right.
Luo Biyu: I’d just like to put a punt in for a modification of traditional missionary, though.
Tippi Mills: We’re listening…
Luo Biyu: The Bicycle.
Dr Madhubanti Dutta: Fuck, yes. [Sound of high fiving]
Tippi Mills: Care to elaborate?
Dr Madhubant Dutta: He’s standing, you’re laying down, and once he’s inside you, you have your legs bent like you’re riding a bike, and then you grind each other into paradise.
Lieke Alderliesten: Ah. Where I come from, that’s called the Stand and Deliver. Because it certainly delivers.
Tippi Mills: I’m fairly certain I’ve done that before, but I’ll make sure I try it again next time I have sex with a penis. You know, purely for science.
The idea of trying every single one of them with her grabs me by the throat. My breath goes shallow just thinkingabout it. Somehow, this woman, this wildly self-possessed and self-assured sexpert, has decided I’m worth a second chance.
If it kills me, I’m not going to waste it.
I don’t know where I find the courage, but I pick up my phone and type.
Jacob:
Your podcast is amazing.
I hit send before I can overthink.
My heart immediately kicks up to a ridiculous pace as the little “read” message appears and the three dots start pulsing.
Tippi:
Aww, thanks for listening! Want to help me with my next blog post? ;) x
My palms go damp.
Jacob:
Forgive me for asking first, but what might that involve?
Jacob:
x
