Giggling, Kieran asked, “Queenie, can you say…”
Logan covered his mate’s mouth. “Babe, I’m not sure Queenie needs any more…”
“Squawk. I love cock! I love cock! Squawk.”
“Oh, fuck! Jackson isn’t going to like this,” Logan said, removing his hand from Kieran’s mouth. “Babe, please…if you value my life…do not teach him anything else.”
“Squawk. Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Squawk.”
“Macushla, I think you just did!” Kieran giggled.
Logan glared at everyone laughing. “Don’t any of you eventhinkof teaching Queenie anything other than…hello, goodbye, thank you, you’re welcome. Got it? Nice clean stuff.”
“But, bro, Queenie is just telling it like it is,” Colton said.
“That’s right,macushla. Why would the Alpha be mad when Queenie…oh, my gods! Queenieisgay! Theo is right! This is the perfect gift for me,” exclaimed Kieran. “We have to find him a boyfriend…no. A mate! We have to find him his own mate so he won’t be lonely like you were before you found me. You don’t want him to be lonely do youmacushla?I mean if any of us were bird shifters then we could shift and spend time with him but we aren’t so it’s only right we find Queenie his own mate so he can be as happy as you and I are.”
“What kind of bird is he?” asked David.
“The man said he was a Galah,” Theo replied. “I think he’s from Australia.”
“Would you have to go there to find his mate?” asked David.
“I don’t think so…probably another pet store,” Kieran said.
“Squawk. Fuck me! Fuck me! Squawk.”
“This is not going to go down well,” muttered Logan.
“Are you going to keep him caged all the time?” asked Ian.
“Some owners clip feathers on the wings so their parrots can’t fly,” Slate said.
“I don’t like that idea at all. Birds are supposed to fly,” replied Kieran.
“I wonder if Daniel can talk to it.” Zane asked.
“Squawk. Suck me! Fuck me! Squawk.”
“No! Not Daniel! In fact, no Daniel, Jake or Jessica! Who knows what those three will learn? They aren’t getting within hearing distance…at least, not until Kieran and I clean up Queenie’s language,” Logan said.
Chuckling, Ian said, “Good luck with that.”
“Macushla, Queenie needs a bigger cage if I can’t let him fly until we get home,” Kieran said. “Theo, did the pet shop have cages for sale?”
“Yeah, they did Ki,” answered Norm. “Theo wanted to buy one but I thought you’d rather pick one out.”
“Perfecto!Macushla, let’s go today. Let’s see…a much bigger cage, food, toys…what else does Queenie need?” Kieran mused.
“Maybe there’s a list online about what you should buy for her…er, him,” offered Zane.
“Can we come with you Ki?” asked David. “Maybe I’ll find a pet. Our neighbor had some pygmy goats he kept as pets. They were really funny.”
“Sure, the more the merrier,” Kieran said. “Theo, did the shop have other pets for sale?”
“Uh…fish…mice…snakes…maybe more but I’m not sure what else,” answered Theo.
“That’s because he was fascinated with Queenie,” snickered Norman.
