She looked at me. “What are you going to do with these babies when you have to go out of town for your fights? Oh, I can dog sit!”
“Nah, that’s not going to work, because you’re going to be with me. The places that I fight at the most, my family owns homes there. We can take the dogs with us,” I rationalized.
Her eyes bulged. She sat up, then crossed her legs. “Do you know how much it cost to fly a dog? You have three of them.”
I gawked at her for a second before I chuckled. “Yeah, no. My family flies private. We own a jet.”
Now it was her turn to gawk at me. “Well, damn. I never met a person whose family owns a jet. Does that mean I have a chance to join the mile high club one day if we decide to take it there?”
I smirked before I crawled on the floor from my seat on the couch to sit next to her. “Nah, you’re going to have a chance to join the mile high club when we take it there.”
My hand went to the back of her head, then I pulled her lips to mine. The kiss was intense for a moment before she pulled away. “Let’s go get these babies what they need before we get too far down the path.”
I smiled. “Yeah, we better do that. Once we get too far down that path, it’s hard to come back.”
Girl FukThat Polcanig
A Little Time Later . . .
Elica leaned forward on the table. Her eyes were tight. “I’m going to hold your hand when I tell you this.” She grabbed my hands. She always felt like she needed to hold my hand to tell me ignorant shit. “Gorjess, the man didn’t just buy dogs; he adopted them. You love it when people adopt from the shelter over just buying from breeders.
“He adopted three damn dogs to have a reason to be closer to you. He then had a specialty company come over and fix up an entire bedroom just for them. Did you forget that you sent me pictures? They have toddler beds, for crying out loud. Oh, wait. On top of that, you took him to that store, and he let you buy allthat bullshit. Thousands of dollars’ worth of bullshit,” she said with a bland tone.
I put my finger up. “Nope. Nothing that we got was bullshit. Everything was needed.”
“What the hell do you mean we? You said that shit like y’all paid with a joint account credit or debit card.” She giggled herbitch pleasegiggle. “Look, what I’m trying to say to you is that he went out of his way to make sure he had a reason to spend time with you. Also, it shows that he is willing to make a commitment. All in all, bitch, you better fuck that nigga.”
I roared in laughter so loud that I startled a baby, and she started to cry. I apologized, but her mother still glared at me like I was the devil. “Now you got that lady looking at me like I’m a problem.”
Elica sat back in her seat. “Yeah, you are the problem because you’re not fuckin’ that nigga. You are the whole problem.”
I made sure the volume of my laughter was more acceptable this time. “First, stop calling him a nigga. He is Polynesian. Secondly, I don’t see you being a problem because you’re not fucking Jessop.”
“First, you told me that he was a mix of Polynesian, Caucasian, and Black. That makes him aPolcanig. Yeah, that’s much better. Next, why the hell do you assume that I haven’t fucked that man? I fucked the roundhouse kick out of that man.” She crossed her arms over her chest like she had solved a millennial problem.
I was too shocked to say anything right away. My eyes were wide, and my lips were agape. “Oh my goodness, you fucked Jessop?”
“Like a porn star who just signed a multi-million dollar contract and an endorsement with a vaginal probiotic company. You know pH balance is key,” she said with raised brows. “Girl, when I let that man grab that bottom roll in the front while hewas hitting it from the back, I knew he wanted me to be his last and forever.”
Once again, the lady with the baby looked at me like I was crazy because I laughed too loudly. When I gave Elica a death stare, she joined in on the laughter. Now mad mommy was mad with both of us. When my phone vibrated on the table, I picked it up. My cheeks rose.
She-Ra/He-man/Thor Daddy:
What’s up beautiful? What you up to?
Me:
Nothing much. I’m with Elica at her cafe.
She-Ra/He-man/Thor Daddy:
Cool. I want to take you on a formal date. Tomorrow night, 7 pm. I’ll pick you up at your place.
Me:
Oh, okay. When I get home I’ll drop my pin.
She-Ra/He-man/Thor:
