Sophia
What happened? Are you okay?
Jess
Do we need to hide a body?
Natalie
I have bail money if needed.
Stella
Well. I just told my mother I'm dating someone so she'd stop pushing blind dates on me. Now she expects me to bring him as my plus-one to the charity gala we attend every summer.
Brandon
Why would you do that?
Natalie
Honestly? Kind of proud. Fake it till you make it, girl.
Jess
Wait, so you're not dating anyone?
Stella
Correct. Desperately single. But now I need a date or boyfriend or both. Unless I want to be set up with one of her friend's sons.
Blair
Just catching up. I was nursing little Ruby. I have the cutest baby in my arms right now!
Sophia
OMG, pics please! Auntie Sophia requires proof of life.
Blair
[shared baby Ruby photo album]
Jess
Stop it right now. She's perfect. I'm crying actual tears.
Stella
Blair, she's absolutely gorgeous! Look at those tiny fingers!
Brandon
That's one beautiful baby. Congratulations again.
Natalie
Okay wow, she's stunning. Those cheeks!
