By “things in the bedroom,” I assume she’s talking about renovations.
Pippa
Of course I am. I’m a lady. I’d never ask about anything else taking place under the sheets.
Brinley
Right. Because everyone knows, you do renovations under 4,000 thread count sheets.
Cat
Anyway…how are the renovations?
Pippa
Still getting nailed?
Brinley
PIPPA.
Pippa
What?? I’m talking about hammers.
Maura
We’re still working on fulfilling the contract.
Cat
…and?
Maura
I should probably respect his privacy.
Pippa
Boo! Privacy is overrated.
Ryan wouldn’t mind me telling you that our sex life is pretty damn good.
Cat
He’d probably tell you a lot more than that. Hell, the guys are probably getting a full recap from Ryan. He can’t shut up about renovations.
Pippa
I’d be offended, except he’s excellent with a screwdriver.
Cat
So is Nate.
…metaphorically. I’d be a better renovator than him. The man is so obsessed with work, I doubt he’s put together an IKEA table on his own.
Brinley
