“I won’t enjoy this if I’m too fat to fit in all my clothes.”
“Baby, you could never be too fat.”
Sitting up, I fought the dizziness washing over me and shot him my most sarcastic smile. “You won’t be saying that when I’m too fat for you to fit your dick inside me, even as monstrous as it is.”
“Baby, if you think it’s big on the outside, you should see the other half.”
Grimacing, I stood up, trying to figure out what the hell he was talking about. “You’re saying you have more of that monster than what’s showing?”
Chuckling, he stepped forward and wrapped his arms around my waist. “Half my dick is inside my body. Didn’t you know that?”
“No!” I said, smacking his chest as he playfully tugged me closer. “Does it just come and go as it pleases?”
“No, it’s just there.”
“Yeah, just there, waiting to come out for a sneak attack and tear me up!”
“Ew!” Wes yelled from behind Parker, spinning and face-planting right into a closet door. “What the fuck?”
“You okay there, kid?” Parker laughed.
Holding his face, Wes headed for the door. “I was fine until I walked in on that conversation,” he tossed over his shoulder.
“God, we probably traumatized him for life,” I sighed.
“Not for life. Just until he learns how to use his dick.”
Smacking his arm, I turned him around and shoved him toward the door. “If we’re going to get to your parents on time, we need to leave now.”
“My parents can wait. I could always go for a pre-dinner show.”
“One, we have a kid with us. Two, I’m wearing pants that are literally digging into my waist, leaving tight red lines. There is nothing sexy about that. And three, there is food waiting for me, and if you get in my way, I will literally stab you in the stomach to get to whatever delicious concoction your mother made for me.”
“Baby, did you think that maybe you should change into something more…stretchy?”
No, I did not think of that because that would be admitting that I could no longer fit in my clothes, and even though I knew this was a natural part of being pregnant, I didn’t want to admit I had gained so much weight so quickly.
“I’ll be fine for the night. Let’s just go. I’m starving.”
“Me, too, baby,” he winked. “Me, too.”
Rolling my eyes, I shoved him out the door and locked the house behind us. Meanwhile, Parker checked the locks on the bolts that were keeping our house in place. Every few days, our house had been moved to a new property since we got the damn thing, and this was the only thing we could think of to keep it in one spot, which just happened to be Maverick’s driveway.
“Heading out?” he shouted from his porch as we walked to the curb where the truck was parked.
“Dinner at the folks,” Parker answered.
“Hang up! I’m coming!”
I watched in fascination as Maverick leapt over the railing and bolted down the drive to catch up to us. It was still shocking that people in this town just invited themselves over to another person’s house and had no qualms about dropping in at any time of the day.
Me? I liked a heads-up about visits. Last week, someone stopped by to drop off a meal and I wasn’t wearing a bra. Parker might like seeing me likethat, but I was pretty damn sure he didn’t want anyone else seeing my nipples on display.
“Hey, Wes. Anything new?” Mav asked as he climbed into the back of the truck.
“Yeah, they were talking about dicks and didn’t warn me,” he grumbled, pulling out his headphones again.
“Dicks, huh? Anything in particular?” Mav asked, eyeing me curiously.
