“Like what?” Kendall asks.
“What if they have,” I pause for dramatic effect, “scabies?”
Kendall squeals.
I burst out laughing. “Relax, man, I’m just playing with you. We all went through an inspection line for scabies before we came here.”
“I didn’t,” he admits in terror.
I step back, my smile slipping away. “You didn’t have your scabies inspection? What about your sinus stuffed for syphilis? Did someone inspect your penis for dick mites?”
“What are dick mites?” Kendall whispers.
“Oh, my bro, you are a walking disease,” I murmur and stand back from him. “A petri dish of infestations. How could you risk all of us and come on this trip without getting the proper checks done?”
“What checks? No one told me about checks!”
“You’ve never had a check? In your whole life? Oh, brother, you must be riddled with them.”
Kendall looks like he might expire on the spot. “Oh, god! Oh, god. I’m going to die.”
Something smacks me hard across the back of the head. “Knock it off, Dakota.”
Her scent wraps around me, and I turn, smiling at her with all the charm I can muster. “Anything for you, Bonnie.”
Kendall is hyperventilating, clawing at his chest. “I might have dick mites. Oh, god. No one checked me for dick mites.”
Bonnie turns a frigid glare in my direction. “Dakota will check to make sure.”
“I will most certainly not. I’m not risking contaminating myself with dick mites.” It’s so hard to say it with a straight face, especially with her glaring at me like that.
“You started this!” she hisses at me. “Now fix it.”
I grin at her. “Just think of how interesting I made your day.”
“I’m going to shove something so far up your ass you’ll be waking up in a new day,” Bonnie growls. “Now fix it.”
“Don’t promise me a good time, Bonbon. And can’t, nature calls,” I say and wink at her. I bite my lower lip and walk away, chortling to myself.
“Fucking chaos goblin,” she mutters.
Cyn watches me with a grin as I approach. He grabs my shirt and drags me right up against his chest.
“Bad alpha.”
I moan into his mouth, loud enough for everyone to hear.
“She’s refusing to look at you. Which is good, rewarding your bad behaviour is only for Vale.”
Vale walks past at that exact moment and cracks his hand against my ass so hard birds take off out of the trees and into the skies.
I moan again, louder, and rub my cock on Cyn.
“Get moving, and if you keep it up, Dakota, I will toss you in the next icy river we come to,” Bonnie says, and to my intense frustration, looks completely unaffected.
“I can’t help it if I have needs.”
“We all have needs, but we all choose not to share them with the rest of our adventure group,” Quincy points out with a smile.
