[rage gif]
[Godzilla gif]
[Elmo fire gif]
Yeah, yeah, I know
I shouldn’t have told you that
Scrub this convo from your brain
[bleach gif]
No can do. If you need me, I’ll be burning Tony’s house down.
Unrelated question, can you be a doll and get me his address? No particular reason. Thanks so much
Is there more to this story?
Just that he TOLD Chance to take the week off
Chance tried to go back to work yesterday
He’s been working from home instead
[eyebrow raised emoji]
Roger dodger. We’ll keep an eye on him
[house burning gif]
[MIB light flash gif]
For legal purposes, this convo never happened
Agreed
See you Saturday night babe
Well, that didn’t take long to materialize. So much for a good mystery. This motherfucker better not try me.
* * *
“You’re fucking wrong! Admit it!”My husband’s impassioned voice fills the entire living room, his accusation ringing off the walls. I hope it doesn’t wake the kids.
“I am not wrong! You just have no class, no fucking taste!” The violent retort singes my eardrums.
“We’re talking musical composition,” Chance animatedly, angrily, counts off each item on a new finger as he goes, bending them backward with the pointer finger of his other hand. “Costume design, plot points, and pure acting talent! It can’t be beat, bro!” He tosses his hands up in exasperation, his point made.
“And I’m talking about an absolute fuckingclassic. Did you smoke crack before we got here or something?”
Ellie and her man David’s eyes shoot back and forth between my husband and Roxanne’s husband, where the six of us are seated around our living room.
“You’re callingDora the fucking Explorerbetter thanBubble Guppies? It’s like you don’t even have young kids, bro!” My husband willnotcome down from his soap box on this one.
Anything that comes out of his mouth tonight, all I can hear is that guy from TikTok, “It’s the Wicked Witch of the East, bro!” Chance is definitely channeling that guy right now.
“Dude, you’re married to a Hispanic woman…that should be a shoe-in for Dora. She was groundbreaking! First animated Latina to go mainstream, she broke so many records!” Eli’s eyebrows are approaching his receding hairline, his eyes about as wide as Dora herself at the moment.
