I’ve never heard the words “go fuck yourself” spoken in such a formal, polite, professional encasing in all my life. It was like the gooey center inside of the hard shell of a cookie. Like you hear her words on the crisp outside, but once you bite in and the meaning seeps out, you’re going to realize what an idiot you are.
She waves with one hand toward the door, still smiling at him politely, and she may as well be handing him his own ass with the gesture.
I’ve never wanted her more.
Fuck, she’s a force to be reckoned with. And she’s going to bemine.
* * *
Me
So
What are you up to?
What’s a night at home look like for Miss Ellie?
Ellie
Oh, it’s exciting, prepare yourself
I’m fuckin ready
Well, I got home around 7:30
Heated up a premade meal that’s under 500 calories
Treated myself to a flavored water instead of regular
[celebrating emoji]
Planned out most of my day tomorrow while I ate
And now I’m laying in bed, watching an episode or two of The Office before I pass out and wake up at 5 to do it all over again
Which one are you watching?
Halloween
Which Halloween?
The one where Dwight gets a pumpkin stuck on his head?
Or the one where Michael has his own head attached to his shoulder?
Neither
When they do the costume contest for all the coupons as the prize
Where Jim and Pam are Popeye and Olive Oyl?
I’m impressed you spelled that right
I may have had to Google it
LOL
How far into the episode are you?
