Kieran: I don’t intend to.
Kieran: Should I be worried?
Atticus: Sammie has a big heart with a lot weighing on it
Atticus: Don’t tell her I said this
Atticus: But frankly, she’s a little soft
Kieran: This conversation needs to end before your mouth gets you into trouble and SHE breaks your other ankle.
Atticus: It’s just a sprain!
Atticus: Out for the next game though, which is a pretty massive fucking bummer
Atticus: I wanna be out there with you guys when we earn our spot in the tourney
Kieran: I know man, I’m so sorry
Atticus: Oh my god I wasn’t trying to guilt trip you let me be miserable in my own stupid way
Atticus: If you say sorry again I’ll tell my sister you have a small dick
Kieran: Penis size isn’t important when it comes to pleasuring another person.
Atticus: I cannot believe you typed those words out and decided to hit send
Atticus: I can’t wait to find the perfect moment to casually slip this screenshot into the team chat
Atticus: This is the best day of my life
Kieran: Besides, she already knows that isn’t true.
Atticus: FUCK NO STOP I SAID DON’T TALK ABOUT THE SEX STUFF
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Sammie: You don’t have to tell me
Sammie: But you seemed off before the game even started. Everything okay?
Kieran: Yeah.
Kieran: Actually, no.
Kieran: Mom called, said they’re scheduling dad for a hip replacement.
Sammie: Oh :(
Sammie: Sorry man, that sucks
Kieran: It’s been in my head all night, can’t seem to get past it, and now Atticus is hurt because I was distracted.
Sammie: You need a new distraction
Sammie: What’s your favorite color?
Kieran: Blue.
