Bowen: Dude, why didn’t you make a move tonight
Eric: we were rooting for you !!!
Kieran: What happened to the team chat?
Aaron: It’s still there, but coach threatened Bowen and Atticus with the bench if they didn’t stop using it for… whatever this is
Kieran: I see.
Kieran: And where is Atticus?
Bowen: He said he would rather peel his skin off than talk about his sister’s sex life anymore
Bowen: Which like, yeah, valid
Eric: super valid
Aaron: I still don’t really understand why you all want to talk about anyone else’s sex life
Bowen: Drama
Bowen: It heals me
Eric: i just think cap and sammie are cute together
Kieran: Sammie and I aren’t dating.
Aaron: Yeah, because you were too chicken shit to ask her out tonight
Bowen: Seriously cap, what’s the deal
Kieran: I don’t feel that way about her.
Eric: sure…
Kieran: I will just leave the chat if you’re all going to bully me.
Bowen: NO DON’T GO WE’RE SORRY
Bowen: Say sorry boys
Eric sorry !
Aaron: Sorry man
Aaron: But we saw you stealing glances
Eric: kieran, you stole sooo many glances
Eric: like. so fucking many
Kieran: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Bowen: We’ve all been there
Bowen: A crowded room, the lights are low, the atmosphere heady
Bowen: One person, amidst the throngs of bodies