Sammie: Whatever they told you is an exaggeration
Atticus: So the man you’ve been crushing on for nearly a decade DID NOT in fact leave with his arm around you
Sammie: No
Sammie: Well, he did
Sammie: But not really
Atticus: Explain
Sammie: I was nervous and he was just trying to calm me down
Atticus: Ohhh myyyy goddddd
Atticus: How quaint
Sammie: Maybe I’ll just pretend it didn’t happen
Sammie: Maybe it didn’t happen
Sammie: Maybe it was an accident
Atticus: One moment
~
Chicago Wildcats Group Chat
Atticus: Kieran
Atticus: Kieran
Bowen: Kieran
Eric: Kieran
Aaron: Captain
Coach Rodriguez: This is supposed to be a chat for team related things.
Atticus: This is definitely team related
Atticus: For morale reasons
Coach Rodriguez: Disagree.
Atticus: FINE
~
Atticus: I’ll just ask you instead since our fearless leader has apparently muted us all
Atticus: The arm around the shoulder. More of a just friends thing orrrr?
Aaron: Hard to say
Aaron: I’ve never seen Kieran show interest in anyone, can’t picture it tbh
