Bowen: So like, i’m still in shock
Bowen: Our CAPTAIN is a porn star
Eric: don’t just say it like that, be respectful!
Bowen: I am being respectful! I love porn stars!
Aaron: Oh my god.
Kieran: I prefer the term sex worker.
Bowen: Our CAPTAIN is a sex worker
Bowen: Omg does atticus know???????
Bowen: Let me be there when you tell him
Bowen: Please I am begging
Bowen: You fuck his SISTER on CAMERA
Aaron: So unbelievably crass at every opportunity.
Kieran: Atticus knows.
Kieran: He has no problem with it.
Eric: okay but does he know you’re IN LOVE with his sister?
Aaron: Asking the important questions.
Kieran: …
Kieran: He does not.
Bowen: Oh my god he’s either gonna kill you or kiss you
Bowen: Equal chances for either option
Eric: but what are you gonna do??????????
Eric: you gotta fix it cap!
Aaron: Sammie’s cool, don’t fuck this up.
Kieran: Don’t worry.
Kieran: I might have a plan.
Bowen: A PLAN
Bowen: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Eric: how can we help??????
Aaron: You two bring chaos to every situation you encounter.
Aaron: He absolutely, under no circumstances, should include you in any sort of plan.
