I should just fucking block him. It’s obvious he’s just trolling me because he’s bored or something.
And definitely not sober.
Just booze, or some more coke?
@wanderkind
Say it straight or I’m blocking u
@inherentvice
Straight is boring.
Unlike you and my gun this morning.
I get another jolt hardwired to the base of my fucking spine. My hand shakes, and if I wasn’t this fucking lit, I’d be throwing my phone.
@wanderkind
U want to get caught?
@inherentvice
Both my firearms are legal.
As is the girl we had over for brunch.
I laugh despite myself, because how the fuck is he still this sharp when my autocorrect keeps noping out on me because it doesn’t have a fucking clue what I’m trying to say?
@wanderkind
Stand the fuck down
@inherentvice
Why? You on your knees again?
My nostrils flare as I swipe a hand through my hair. Thisfuckingmotherfucker. I’m still thinking of some vicious reply when another message comes through.
@inherentvice
Bet you didn’t notice she came first.
Too busy choking on cock.
@wanderkind
Keep her out of this!
@inherentvice
Or what?
You’ll fuck me into submission?
I’m not a bottom, boy.
But she sure is.
