Page 83 of The Feud


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“Which is, like, the whole prayer group and the local PTA.”

“Exactly. Consider it the small-town version of going viral.”

I grin. “Thank you for always being my emergency contact, April.”

“Text me the minute you’re done. And if he’s ugly? I want details.”

“Fair.”

I hang up, and heave a sigh.

Just then, a text comes in from Thor.

Thor: Hey I just want to let you know everything’s a go for tonight…I’ll text you the location soon. Yeah…this is wild lol. But then again, you did say your ultimate fantasy was…steaming up the back of a truck.

Faith: I did. What a coincidence that you’re a truck driver.

I stare at the screen, my thumbs hovering. This whole thing is ridiculous. And thrilling. And definitely not what Sunday School prepared me for.

Faith: Well… good. Because I shaved my legs. Which is kind of a big deal.

Thor: Well I’ll see you and those smooth legs soon.

I’m only working a half-section since it’s my first official night, and by the time Daphne and I are doing our post-shift utensil roll-ups in the back, I’ve already confessed to her about the “official” breakup with Keith.

“So,” she says, twisting a fork into a linen napkin. “How’s it feel? Official freedom. No man, no ring, no five-year plan?”

“I feel…” I pause, thinking. “Weightless. Free. Like I’m walking away from something heavy. But also? Like I might be walking into traffic with a blindfold on.”

“Relatable,” she says. “When I broke up with my first boyfriend, my mom told me I was nuts. Said I was throwing away stability. But deep down, I knew he wasn’t my forever. So I left.”

“Seriously?”

She nods, smiling. “Best decision I ever made. Because a few months later, I met Wendall. Spent the best ten years of my life with him. It wasn’t perfect, but it was real love. And now I’ve got little June, who’s basically his mini-me.”

Her voice softens, and for a second, I see all the depth behind her sass.

“Thank you for sharing that,” I say, genuinely.

She gives me a sly look. “Sooo… is tonight the big night? You finally meeting Thor Thundercock in the flesh?”

I choke on my own laughter. “Daphne!”

“What?” she shrugs. “You showed me the abs. I’m just calling it like I see it.”

I nod, still giggling. “Yes. Tonight.”

She stares at me like I just said I’m going skydiving with a stranger.

“You’re meeting a masked man—whosefaceyou’ve never seen—in a truck, in a field. Girl, are you high?”

“I’m not high! I have met him before. Technically.”

“Technically…at a sex club.”

“Yes.”

Daphne tosses her last roll-up onto the stack. “Well, I made out with Sheldon in the walk-in freezer last Saturday, so who am I to talk?”