Me
Tell me about it.
Katie
Have you talked to Amelia yet?
Me
Nothing more than pleasantries. She isn’t exactly speaking to me still.
Katie
You ever going to tell me what happened to make her leave?
Me
No.
Katie
I can make some guesses…
Me
Please don’t.
Katie
I demand updates. And pictures.
Me
We’ll see.
Katie
We’ll see if you have any of your favorite pens left when you get back to the office…
Me
I’m going to report you to HR for blackmail and insubordination.
Katie
*gif of Amy Poehler pointing at herself with the caption ‘that’sme’*
Me
I’m aware.
Katie
I’m going to get you to send a gif or a meme one of these days.
“Who are you texting, Dad?” Lizzie asks. “Please tell me it’s your secretary.”
Amelia’s head snaps up, and her beautiful blue eyes go wide in panic.
