I can’t wait to see your face later.
Cam
Seeing your face is the best part of every single one of my days.
Later, Wildcat.
Me
Sorry, Maddy can’t come to the phone right now. She has expired at the intersection of scorching hot and achingly sweet.
God fucking dammit. I burned the caramel sauce because I was distracted by your dick in your hand.
Cam
So glad I could help keep the tradition alive.
Me
Thank you for your service.
Me
Why did a giant box of Frosted Flakes, a gallon of milk, iced coffee, and a note that says I miss your face just get delivered to my door?
Cam
I thought you might need sustenance to tackle your second batch of caramel. Besides, when I’m not there to give you breakfast in person, I still like to make sure you’re eating.
Me
Seriously, there’s no way you can be real. You have to have a flaw. Do you kick puppies? Not believe in a woman’s right to choose? Think Shonda Rimes is bad at making TV?
Cam
I love puppies. I would have, like, ten dogs if I didn’t travel so damn much. People—men especially—who don’t believe women should be making decisions about their own bodies are the worst kinds of human. And Meredith Grey, Annalise Keating, and Olivia Pope are three of the best characters in all of TV history.
Me
Oh, my fucking god.
I think you might literally be the perfect man.
Cam
Perfect for you.
Me
Cameron.
I just had to sit down on the floor.
Cam
Why the floor?
Me
