You have no idea. He burst into my room with his laptop and insisted on watching How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days for the millionth time. And, like, I love a romcom, but we’ve watched that one so much I can practically recite the dialogue by heart.
Me
He’s always had a thing for Kate Hudson. Also, weirdly, Meg Ryan.
Cam
Oh, I know. Before his current obsession with How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, it was You’ve Got Mail and When Harry MetSally on repeat.
Me
Well, you can never go wrong with Nora Ephron and New York City in the fall. They’re my favorites too.
Cam
You really can’t.
Also, hi. I miss you. I wish you were here.
Me
And what would you do with me if I was there?
Cam
For sure I would sneak you into my room so we could recreate our night of hotel room debauchery. I need to kiss you right now more than I need to breathe.
Me
I die, Cameron.
Hot single dad, collects candles, can rock a face mask, a freaking god in bed, and a swoony texter. How did no one snap you up before now? For sure some have tried.
Cam
Maybe, but it never worked.
Me
Why not?
Cam
Because none of them were you.
Me
I’m literally fanning my face right now, and it’s not because Celine is belting “My Heart Will Go On” and I’m standing over the stove trying to make my sugar caramelize properly.
Cam
Ah, yes, the famous Thanksgiving caramel sauce. How’s it going?
Me
Well, like I told you, I always burn the first batch because I’m easily distracted. It’s the first pancake phenomenon, you know?
Cam
