Why did you tell him you needed it?
Me
Was I supposed to give him a reason?
Maddy
I mean, kind of?
My family is like a giant game of telephone. First Tyler is telling his mom that you asked for my phone number, and twenty minutes later I’m getting a call from my grandma asking me why I never told her I was getting married.
Me
Wow, way to jump the gun, Wildcat, but I like how you’re thinking.
I think you would look gorgeous in white.
Maddy
I look gorgeous in everything.
Me
You look especially gorgeous in nothing at all.
Maddy
Okay, so I guess I walked right into that one.
Me
You sure did. I’ll bring you extra M&M’s tomorrow to thank you for that visual image.
Maddy
You shouldn’t be thinking about me naked.
Me
Too late, Maddy. Way, way too late.
Maddy
You’re thinking of me naked right now, aren’t you?
Me
There hasn’t been a single day in the last six weeks that I haven’t thought about you naked.
But especially right now.
Maddy
Why especially now?
Me
I’m at the Fairmont.
