Me
Jesus, Handsome. She’s not going to say no, and you’re not going to die. If I ever get this dramatic about Blair, someone punch me in the head.
Maddox
You thinking about asking Blair to marry you? Damn, man. Did hell freeze over or something?
No. Fuck you. Just saying.
Sebastian
How are things with you two?
Good. Haven’t really been able to spend any time with her since the football game.
Sebastian
Speaking of the football game, I was serious about helping cover Reed’s camp fees. Think you could convince her?
LOL. No. She’s stubborn and hyper independent. If we’re going to pay for Reed, we’ll have to find a way to be sneaky about it.
Sebastian
Do you have a plan?
Maybe.
Maddox
Whatever it is, count us in.
Thanks, guys.
Griffin
I knew you’d turn into a sap when you fell in love.
Who says I’m in love? We haven’t been dating that long.
Griffin
You’re totes in love.
Maddox
Did you just type the word totes? WTF is wrong with you?
Griffin
Don’t be jelly, bro. One day, maybe you’ll be secure enough to type totes and still sound cool like me.
Maddox
You don’t sound cool.
Griffin
Fuck you, bro.
