Boner leaned down and started to laugh. "That's the best thing I've seen all day, after Harlow's pussy and Cass' cock. Not to disparage Archer’s and Jules’ cocks, those are magnificent too. But this—" He gestured toward the laptop with a wave of his hand. "This is evil genius level. I'm glad you're on our side, Cass."
He leaned over to give Cass a kiss on the cheek.
"Me too," Cass mumbled as his face turned pink. Blushing from all the lavish praise he deserved. He was smart and, like Archer, I wouldn't have thought of it either. No, this took a very special kind of intelligence. Evil genius wasn't too far off.
"Did you get everything?" I asked, looking up at Boner.
He and Jules had headed out to grab a few supplies. Jules because he was getting stir crazy, and Boner because he claimed to enjoy Jules' company. Jules had looked like he wanted to go with anyone else, but he'd grudgingly let Boner tag along. Possibly knowing Boner would have followed him the minute he stepped out the door anyway.
It was better to pick your fights. Jules did exactly that, knowing he'd lost this one already.
"Everything and then some," Boner said.
"Barely," Jules said. He was crouched beside the door, sorting through the bags they'd brought back with them. "Boner narrowly missed having his cock and balls sliced off."
"What happened?" I gaped at them. Had they gotten into some kind of trouble while out shopping?
"He was being annoying," Jules said. "That was what I threatened him with if he didn't stop."
"Jules is a toothless tiger," Boner whisper-shouted. "He makes threats, but he never carries them out."
"I'll make an exception," Jules said darkly.
"He really does love me," Boner said. He picked up what was left of Cass' focaccia and popped it into his mouth. "That's good. You shouldn't leave food lying around like that, Cass. Someone might eat it."
Cass smirked up at him.
Boner grinned, unapologetic as always.
"It's not too late for me to carry out my threat," Jules said.
"You're not going to do that to me," Boner said. "Besides, we're close to dealing with this dickhead. You need me."
"For now," Jules called out as he headed into the bathroom.
Boner just grinned. "Wait till you see what we got. You're going to love it."
"I'm sure we will," I said.
This afternoon was going to be interesting, to say the least. As long as no one got their genitals sliced off.
No one except Zeus, of course.
CHAPTER 20
JULES
"Ifeel ridiculous," I complained, adjusting this stupid wig on my head.
"You look adorable," Harlow assured me.
I'd tell her she needed her eyes tested, but seeing her in a short blue wig did strange things to my heart. It pounded a little faster. My cock twitched. She looked so cute I wanted to drag her off to the bedroom and fuck her boneless.
"You don't look too bad yourself," I said, pretending to play it cool.
"She looks smoking hot," Boner declared. He was wearing a short dark wig and a backwards baseball cap. A tight t-shirt and light gray track pants made him look like an elite athlete. Or a wannabe. I wouldn't have recognized him if I hadn't seen him put all of it on.
"You look smoking hot," Harlow told him.
