Incoming Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:OK, just for the record, Garrek has also told me jokes! He’s not always that grouchy.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Sure, he’s told jokes toyou. Because he loves you. He can’t get enough of that beautiful lil gap-toothed smile of yours.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Not saying that Warden Hallum doesn’t love you, Doc.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Wait, maybe he actually does.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Has anyone asked him?
Outgoing Tablet Communication Lualhati Ortiz:I mean, I kind of did. I asked him about his previous relationships when I first got here. He told me he’s never loved anyone before.
Incoming Tablet Communication Jolene Macdonald:Emphasis onbefore.
Incoming Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:Oh my goodness. The warden and the local doctor. Working together and forced to be roommates. It’s like a romance novel!!!
Incoming Tablet Communication Jolene Macdonald:I’d read the shit outta that.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:I think you should just walk into his room completely nakey. Pounce on him, no warning, tits out. See what he does.
Outgoing Tablet Communication Lualhati Ortiz:Pretty sure I’d knock him unconscious with my boobs if I tried that.
Incoming Tablet Communication G. Jaya:Meh. I bet he’d be fine. These guys have very hard skulls. I may have smoked Oaken in the head with a hammer the first day I met him. Accidentally, of course.
Outgoing Tablet Communication Lualhati Ortiz:I don’t have anywhere else to stay currently. I can’t really afford to sexually harass my host into evicting me right now.
Incoming Tablet Communication Tasha Wallace:I still can’t believe he actually told you a joke… Are you sure this istheWarden Hallum we are talking about?
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:I bet it’s his best attempt at flirting. I bet it means his heart has been set a’fluttering and his cock tail a’wriggling by our gorgeous Doc over here.
Outgoing Tablet Communication Lualhati Ortiz:You haven’t even met me yet!
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Don’t need to. I can tell from your vibe. You have hottie energy.
Outgoing Tablet Communication Lualhati Ortiz:I mean, you’re not wrong…
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:I never am.
Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:You kind of were that time you thought poor Fallon’s cock tail was a venomous snake and you tried to rip it off.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:How dare you.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:I thought we all agreed never to mention that again.
Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:I don’t remember agreeing to that.
Incoming Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:Neither do I.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:You guys are getting me off track. Here I am, trying to coordinate IMPORTANT MEDICAL CARE for my BIG FAT ALIEN BABY, and you are all trying to distract me by dragging up my cowboy snake-dick trauma. It’s honestly rude. It’s a good thing I love you all so much, or I would be karate chopping you right out of this chat.
Outgoing Tablet Communication Lualhati Ortiz:We’ll probably be there in four or five days, Darcy. I can let you know for certain once Warden Hallum is closer to being finished the slicer upgrade.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:It’s all good. Show up whenever you want. It’s not like I’ve got any plans besides growing Fallon’s gigantic child. He won’t let me lift a finger.
Outgoing Tablet Communication Lualhati Ortiz:Alright, then. We shall see you when we see you! Signing off for now.
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Now that the good doctor has left us for the moment, who wants to take bets on when she and Warden Hallum get engaged?
Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Diamond ring emoji loading
